Everything's weird when you think about it.
Are you familiar with the term Kentucky Monchichi?
Nickleback? I want ALL my money back.
Is this NSFW or is it ok?
What is it … Haaaam Day?
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was flavored oatmeal.
… taste dem toes.
Big Pat … it could happen to anyone.
I can smell your salsa
You just kind of get used to it … like Joe's ponytail.
Blood is thicker than new blood … Dude!
Teach a man to fish and he'll drink all day in a canoe.
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
I could care less about my food being artisanal, I just want some Taco Bell.
Some days you're the windshield. Some days you're the bug.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Cats, they suck the life out of babies.
I had a lot of a mustache.
That sea foam is like pudding.